Should Osborne go too?



And the tories shall inherit the earth

This week David Cameron decided to feign religiosity, presumably in a thinly veiled attempt to win back votes from the disgruntled tory right who disagreed with his stance on gay marriage. And in reality it might work.

Die hard tories have long interpreted their exploitative abuse of the weak as having a biblical mandate. For everyone else though, it’s a transparent sham. Even the Church of England, long recognised as a congregation of ‘Conservatives at prayer’, has taken to denouncing Cameron’s callousness from the pulpit.

Although no longer a believer myself I can well imagine how I’d have felt listening to the Prime Minister’s bastardisation of Christian values when I was. So I can sympathise with the vociferousness of the faithful currently outpouring their disgust across various social media platforms.

In memory of my former Christian days I began to wonder just what Christianity would have to look like for Cameron’s claims about it to be true. So here’s my attempt to rewrite the beatitudes (for many believers this chapter in the book of Matthew effectively summarizes modern Christian values). I’ve taken as my starting point the idea that the ConDem government’s policies are biblical in origin and ‘reverse engineered’ the relevant passage from there. Enjoy…..


From the book of Cameron
New Conservative Version (NCV)

1 Now when David saw the plebs, he went up on a podium and preened himself.
2 His cronies came to him, and he began to teach them. He said:
3 “Blessed are the mean in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of tax haven.
4 Blessed are those who exploit, for they will be privileged.
5 Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the zero hours contract.
6 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they will have their benefits removed.
7 Blessed are the unmerciful, for they will profit from the sickness, misery and desperation of others.
8 Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see poverty.
9 Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will protect me from getting what I deserve.
10 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of disability, for theirs is the kingdom of the cardboard city.
11 Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of my government’s lies. For you will know discrimination and humiliation.
12 Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven (& let’s face it, you’ve got bugger all prospects on earth) for in the same way that we privileged few persecuted the minorities who were before you, so will we also starve you to death.
13 You are the scum of the earth. But if the scum loses its usefulness, how can it be made useful again? It is no longer good for anything, except to be thrown out and trampled underfoot.
14 You are the plebs of the world. A North Eastern town full of oiks cannot be hidden. 
15 Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house (except the undeserving poor, of course) 
16 In the same way, let your lights be extinguished before others, that they may see your poverty and fear your Master in Westminster.
17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish exploitation or the banks; I have not come to abolish them but to fill their coffers. For the bankers are my brethren, yea even unto the generations. 
18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the financiers book of dirty tricks until everything is accomplished. 
19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of Britain. But whoever practices and teaches these exploitative commands will be called great in the kingdom of Britain. 
20 For I tell you that unless your greed surpasses that of the Pharisees and the expenses claimants of my government, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of Conservatism.
21 You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘You shall not riot, and anyone who riots will be subject to disproportionately harsh judgment.’ 
22 But I tell you that anyone who so much as grumbles about my government’s exploitation will be subject to judgment under the new gagging law. Again, anyone who protests about a DWP decision is liable to extended sanction and penury. And anyone who says, ‘Thou hypocrite!’ will be in danger of receiving an even more hypocritical sermon from Nick (the power hungry whore of Babylon) Clegg.
23 Therefore, if you are offering your gift of unpaid labour at the altar of workfare and there remember that your brother or sister has something against you, 
24 leave your gift there in front of the altar. First go and be reconciled to them; then come and offer your gift.
25 Settle matters quickly with your Workfare slavemaster who is taking you to task. Do it while you are still at your labours or your adversary may hand you over to the DWP and you may be thrown into penury. 
26 Greedily I say unto you, you will not be paid again until you have forefeit the last penny. Remember, it is easier for a rich (Reich) man to profit from healthcare than it is for a poor disabled schmuck to stick a needle in the eye of a camel.
27 You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor.’ 
28 But I tell you, ‘love your betters’ and persecute all those that the government chooses to scapegoat. 
29 That you may be children of your Father in Westminster who causes his sun to rise on the evil and the exploitative, and sends ATOS and misery to the righteous. 
30 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the socialists doing that?
31 And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even the Lib Dem turncoats do that? 
32 Be perfect, therefore, as your Westminster master is perfect and labour unto death in the name of Tory privilege.
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Even the Anglicans are beginning to reject modern Conservatism and neoliberalism. And with ConDem doctrine like this, who can blame them?

Petition to prosecute ATOS & the DWP

Yes, I know, some of my readers voted for the callous hyenas who support this ongoing cruelty. But hey – we all make mistakes.

Perhaps a prosecution (or even a large collection of signatures) will send a message


to ConDem MPs preparing to face the electorate in a little over a year. Either way – this inhuman government and the profiteering ATOS really should be called to account.

Will you sign?

Safeguarding 1: Introduction and contents

This blog series was originally written in 2010, partly in response to a political debate raging at the time around the rights of workers vs the rights of vulnerable adults. When I began the law was clear and, I believe, appropriate in placing meaningful restrictions upon those who wanted to gain unsupervised access to vulnerable people.

However I never completed the series. That was because in May of that year the indecisive general election here in UK resulted in a new coalition government who proceeded to change the existing and planned safeguarding arrangements in UK.

The ConDem government changed the safeguarding system

The ConDem government changed the safeguarding system

What follows then is not what was originally planned. Instead I’ll be posting the basic principles of safeguarding that have remained constant. The series then is likely to be of use to front line care workers trying to make sense of what abuse is and is not as well as their own role in protecting people.

This series will cover…

Safeguarding 2: A little history

Safeguarding 3: Basic definitions

Safeguarding 4: Horror stories

Safeguarding 5: Financial abuse

Safeguarding 6: Physical abuse

Safeguarding 7: Sexual abuse

Safeguarding 8: Psychological/Emotional abuse

Safeguarding 9: Discrimination

Safeguarding 10: Institutional abuse

Safeguarding 11: Neglect

Safeguarding 12: Record, report, communicate

About the Safeguarding series

This blog series first appeared on Stuart’s personal blog early in 2010. It has been reposted here as part of a process of ‘rationalisation’ in which work from several blogs has been removed and reposted on only two.

Being a leftie

I’m genuinely perplexed at the way that so many of my fellow UK citizens have been fooled into believing that socialism is somehow a dirty word. Socialism is the ideology that brought them workers’ rights and the minimum wage. It’s the ideology behind the welfare state and the National Health Service. It’s the ideology that provided them and their children with free education and it’s the ideology that has done more to combat poverty, homelessness, exploitation and victimisation of the most vulnerable in our society.

By contrast the conservatives (joined latterly by the Liberal Democrats & UKIP) have opposed every one of these things. Since coming to power in 2010 the ConDem government has systematically chipped away at our most treasured institutions such as the NHS and the welfare state for the benefit of private profiteers.
Socialist not a bad thing
Conservative MPs have encouraged ‘zero hours’ contracts and suggested the removal of the minimum wage. Abusive Conservative ministers (with the assistance of their equally abusive Lib Dem enablers) have driven sick and disabled citizens into poverty before criminalising them as they fail to meet the new ‘bedroom tax’ charges on reduced benefits. Foodbanks have increased several fold as ConDem ministers wink at massive tax cuts for the most wealthy. They even laughed out loud as stories of extreme poverty were related during the foodbank debate in parliament.

I do not understand how any UK citizen can be a conservative or Liberal democrat, see the poverty that surrounds them as a result of their vicious policies and not feel desperately ashamed at the callous vindictiveness of their actions.

Socialism is not a dirty word – it’s a statement of compassion, of integrity and of a commitment to fairness that seems to be utterly unavailable to the likes of Ian Duncan smith, George Osborne, Nick Clegg, David Cameron and their malicious, capricious, ConDem cronies.

Wealth Inequality in UK Now Equal to Nigeria, UN Report

This just turned up at the Scriptonite blog. It’s well worth a read.

Wealth Inequality in UK Now Equal to Nigeria, UN Report.

Roll on 2015

An old lady was cremated today

Today an old lady with dementia called Margaret Thatcher was cremated amid a media circus and very limited interest from the general public. The crowds were more or less gone from the capital by 11:30 in spite of the hype.

Meanwhile in the former mining community of Goldthorpe, South Yorkshire Mrs. T was cremated in effigy. These people showed far less respect than did the likes of Cameron and Osborne for the woman they blame for the destruction of their little community.


And yet I can’t help but feel uncomfortable at the idea that a death, anyone’s death is a cause for celebration. Don’t get me wrong, I hated Thatcher. I hated her policies and I hated what she did to working people, especially in the North. I rejoiced when she was kicked out of office by her own party and again when the tories were defeated in ’97. But that was about removing an aggressor. The death of an old woman with dementia is different. I won’t mourn her but I can’t celebrate.

I can’t blame those who do though. Thatcher was cruel and vindictive and the hypocritical, sycophantic eulogising by ConDem MPs and others over the last week has stirred up some very bitter memories. Not that all our politicians tried to rewrite history. Some were much more honest.


Although I can’t celebrate, I do object strongly to the waste of public money on a funeral that very few people thought appropriate. Crowds were sparse for the spectacle and many that were there turned up only to protest.


Many more people protested the bedroom tax in Glasgow recently than watched Maggie Thatcher’s state funeral. More people bought copies of ‘Ding dong, the witch is dead’ than turned out for the ‘send off’ and social media is awash with people complaining bitterly about the whole travesty.

So before you fall for the misleading hype spilling out of the sycophantic BBC stop and think for a moment. No truly great stateswoman would have engendered such hatred that it spans the generations and left whole communities devastated for decades.

This was the scene in Leeds and Edinburgh today where the service was televised live for the ‘benefit’ of locals. Not the most compelling viewing, it seems.


For my own part – I wore red. That was my protest. ‘Wear red Wednesday’ wasn’t a celebration of death but a low key, dignified protest at pointless extravagance that really seems to be little more than an extended party political broadcast for the conservatives. Others pointedly turned their backs as the gun carriage bearing Mrs. T.’s corpse trundled past. No cheering, no rejoicing there – just a dignified rejection.

Margaret Thatcher has been described as Britain’s best peacetime Prime Minister. So here’s an opportunity to test that claim. The image below compares her legacy with that of Clement Atlee (“That nice Mr. Atlee” as my late grandmother described him). Go on – judge for yourself.


In case you were wondering.

Yesterday’s ATOS/Kitten post was a hoax – an April Fool’s Day joke.

If you believed it that’s because it’s exactly the sort of callous stupidity so many of us have come to expect from this cruel, disgraceful government.

Just so you know.



An April Fool’s Day prank from the ConDem Coalition

Here we are again. The Easter weekend is almost over, British summertime has begun (allegedly) and the internet is awash with April Fool japes of every description. Some of these jokes are really witty, some satirical and some downright nonsensical but all are good-natured and light-hearted. Well… I say ‘all’…..

There is one particular prankster who seems to have missed the point completely. Actually it’s a group of pranksters known collectively as the ConDem Coalition. This unholy conglomeration of parasites, the apparent fruit of some monstrous coupling in Hell seems to have missed the memo about everything being a joke – a hoax – not real.

So when they they say that they’ll  remove legal aid from the weakest and most vulnerable they’re not supposed to mean it;
When they impose a new bedroom tax that will drive even more British citizens into poverty it’s supposed to be a joke;
When they starve the Citizens’ Advice Bureau to prevent effective assistance that should be a hoax;
When they drive the final nail into the coffin of the NHS they’re not supposed to be serious about that either;
And when they give massive tax cuts to multi millionaires (including their own cabinet ministers)… well you get the message.

Of course they might be holding on until tomorrow before they come clean and admit their jolly jape to the nation. Maybe it is just another April Fool’s Day joke. Perhaps the government’s sense of humour really is so well-developed that they just can’t bear to end the joke early.

What do you think?

Tiddles, ATOS and the Dept of Health

thumbnailCA0TX8QAATOS, the hated French firm responsible for denying benefits to more disabled and incapacitated people than you can shake a stick at, have done it again. This time they’ve come up with a money-saving scheme that looks set to save the Department of Work & Pensions a veritable fortune without having to deny the health needs of claimants.

Previous attempts to victimise seriously ill and disabled Britons involved declaring them fit for work so that they could be denied benefits. The basic idea was that once these unfortunate former taxpayers had starved to death the government would save a few quid looking after them – money that would be better spent elsewhere. After all – relieving hard-pressed multi-millionaires of their financial responsibilities to the welfare state is far more important than keeping their less fortunate compatriots alive to leech off the wealthy.

Recently it has become clear that ATOS’ original approach of denying medical evidence and just ignoring the hardship of claimants has been more bother than it was worth. Thousands of claimants have appealed against their judgements and the subsequent exposure of ATOS’ cynical cruelty has been damaging not only to the French firm of venture capitalists but to the beleaguered UK government as well. So ATOS has come up with another, less obvious suggestion and the government has been grateful enough for their inspiration to pay them handsomely. ATOS executive Pierre Le Chat has been paid an undisclosed 6 figure sum for the idea which the government claims will save billions of pounds for the independent health providers now profiteering in the newly privatised NHS.

Instead of merely pretending that people are healthy ATOS suggests that the mode of treatment changes. A classic example of this is the newly recommended treatment for cardiac patients. Previously such people have been treated with a range of drugs and exercise-based physiotherapies, none of which come cheap. And yet, as Le Chat pointed out in familiarly superficial style, they all do essentially the same thing. They are all intended to lower blood pressure.

Lowering blood pressure isn’t particularly hard to do. Exercise works. So does stroking and cuddling pets. So the solution is easy – at least so far as the Dept of Work and Pensions is concerned.

IMAG0249From tomorrow, new cardiac patients will not be prescribed medication at all. Instead they are to be given a kitten to stroke. The kitten will be provided free on the NHS although it will be the responsibility of the individual patient and their family to feed it and pay any associated veterinary bills. It is expected that patients will have their kittens sterilised as soon as they are old enough but should this not happen and more kittens are produced they can be returned to the NHS for redistribution to other workshy malingerers.

Obviously some patients will need more than just a new pet cat to resolve their physical health needs. Monsieur Le chat wasn’t available to comment on provision for these people but junior health minister, Kitty La Merd, perhaps in a bid to rise above her hitherto obscurity has been prepared to comment. In a truly stunning illustration of her government’s callous stupidity this inept Lib Dem turncoat, a latter day version of Judas Iscariot, told the BBC:

“When there’s no money for health care some people will die. That’s a shame but at least it’ll be the undeserving poor that leave us. That will save precious resources for those who are prepared to work for a living.”

Oh well. So long as the nice Tory and Lib Dem voters stay around to vote for their right wing heroes next time who cares? I mean really, who cares? Do you?

La Merd was equally unsympathetic when asked about cardiac sufferers who also experience pet allergies, itself a major contributor to elevated blood pressure. In the now familiar style of this callous, divisive government she replied:

“All medical interventions have side effects. We have to accept that not everyone will respond to treatment. However the new regime won’t start until after the bank holiday.”

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